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Left of Cool abandons the respectable and the popular, and turns its gaze to the odd and wonderful.

How to make up an entire country — and then write a travel guide about it

ne of the many wonderful things that Youtube has given me over the years is "supersonic electronic", a song about romance and interstellar travel by Zlad!. (Sample: "Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader; for you I will descend the deepest moon crater").  At the end of the song Zlad! salutes his supposed homeland, Molvanîa. I was curious about this country and wished to find out more.

Molvanîa is the subject of a 2003 travel guide (of the Jetlag Travel Guides series), Molvanîa: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry. In this volume, experienced travellers like Philippe Miseree and Andy 'The Animal' Wilson explore the major cities of Molvania, providing prospective tourists with useful information regarding the hotels (equipped with spittoons and occasionally furniture), the cuisine (centred around pork fat, beetroot and garlic brandy) , and cultural activities (consisting in the main of pornography or peasants beating donkeys).

Located somewhere in central Europe, the country features some diverse geographical features. The Molvanîan Alps to the South, the Steppes to the East, the Great Central Valley (home to the capital city of Lutenblag) and the Western Plateau. It has a fascinating past. During its eventful history this small country has been invaded by Goths, Tatars, Turks, Huns, Balts, Lombards and militant Spanish nuns (the Romans were scared off by a description of Molvanîan women). In the 20th century, buoyed by liquorice and parsnip production, Molvanîa entered World War II on the side of the Germans. In the post-war period it came under Soviet control. That all changed with the fall of the Lutenblag Wall (due to shoddy construction) in 1982.

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Molvanîa has had its share of great personalities. DjarReumerten, the country's famous philosopher, is known for having proved conclusively that he did not exist

olvanîa has had its share of great personalities. DjarReumerten, the country's most famous philosopher, is known for having proved conclusively that he did not exist. There is scientist WilljmKrejkzbec, a Nobel Prize near-winner whose "academic fame has been largely overshadowed by his much-publicised interest in sado-masochism (see 'Museums' section p106)". SzlonkoBusjbusj, the father of modern Molvanîa, reduced the alphabet by 33 letters, made wheelbarrows legal tender, and has a number of bridges, rivers, roads, and a communicable disease named after him. The country's patron saint, St. Fyodor, is best known for drinking an entire vat of communion wine, and occasionally fasting for up to three hours.

Molvanîa is fictional; a hodge-podge of clichés and jokes about Eastern Europe. This is certainly not the first travelogue to focus on a fictional country. A notable predecessor is Malcolm Bradbury's Why Come To Slaka?, purportedly written by the politburo for travellers to an imaginary Soviet state (Slaka had previously been the setting for Bradbury's novel Rates of Exchange). Bradbury's travelogue satirises propaganda quite as much as it does the genre of travel writing. Molvanîa: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry is less ambitious, taking its format from the more easily recognisable travelogues with which we're all familiar. Chapters on the major cities are divided into sections about transport, accommodation, dining, shopping and entertainment, and these are all subdivided into luxury, mid-range and budget options. The back flap carries a guide to the symbols used in the book, which include such markers as "Nudist camp" (symbolised by a pair of binoculars), and "Devil worship" (a pentacle) as well as more ordinary ones such as "entertainment" (a hangman) and "public toilet" (a lit cigarette). The last pages of the book also advertise other works in the series, such as Let's Go Bongoswana, Viva San Sombrero! and Surviving Mustaschistan.

The book never seems sure what sort of humour it is aiming for. It careens wildly between hilariously earnest praise and snarky comment – the latter generally beating the reader over the head with its humour. The spoof titles above are an example of what's wrong here: Surviving Mustaschistan? Was that really the best they could do? It's things like this that keep Molvanîa: A Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry merely amusing instead of outright hilarious. The Zlad! song was better.

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