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Those Pricey Thakur Girls

Anuja Chauhan


Pages: 400 Rs. 350

Chauhan’s alphabet soup of Thakurs is a side-splitter

Anuja Chauhan’s latest novel is a rollicking read, riding on the undeniable exuberance of her dialogues and an ensemble of eccentric characters, writes Manasi Subramaniam.

Manasi Subramaniam  13th Apr 2013

Chauhan (right) with Sonam Kapoor (left) at the Delhi launch of Those Pricey Thakur Girls

erhaps it's best to read Those Pricey Thakur Girls when you are alone. Otherwise, how will you explain the endless guffaws that will emerge from you while you navigate New Delhi of the 1980s through the eyes of the Thakurs and the Singh Shekhawats? You will find yourself in the odd quandary of having to explain to your hapless observers how unflappably, undeniably funny this book, which has the suspicious look of a Harlequin romance, is. But how will you lift your head from it long enough to stop these eruptions of laughter and make these explanations? No, it's best that you read Anuja Chauhan's new book in the privacy of a sound-proof room.

There will be the temptation to remember the Bennet sisters or the March sisters when the Thakur sisters explode into our lives; we will remember Georgette Heyer's funniest descriptions, Nancy Mitford's wittiest observations, Edith Wharton's sharpest dissections, Kamila Shamsie's sassiest dialogue. But no, Anuja Chauhan is her very own writer with her very own splendid, ubiquitous, unmistakably clever sense of humour, her very own moments of scandalous, marvellous irreverence.

Justice Thakur has five alphabetically named daughters: Anjini, Binodini, Chandralekha, Debjani, and Eshwari. The alliterative possibilities of these unfortunate names are valiantly explored by the book's whimsically self-aware protagonists, especially Milord the retired judge, who perennially strives to restore order to his life through just such alphabetical solutions.

D-for-Debjani, whom her flirtatious co-anchor calls Babejani, has just won the honour of reading the news at Desh Darpan, the state's news channel which is completely controlled by the government, and is on her way to being the country's sweetheart, complete with perfect diction, kanjeevaram saree, lopsided smile, and a white rose tucked into her hair. But investigative journalist Dylan Singh Shekhawat (D-for-Dylan with d-for-dimples who is d-for-dashing) has our Dabbu in a tizzy. He makes her toes curl, she makes his belly perform ballet, they gaze into each other's eyes, there are moments of brief physical contact, his voice is husky, her hair is angelic, his dimples flash, they kiss, the dance, they fight, there is a misunderstanding, a reconciliation, another misunderstanding, another reconciliation. How many ways can there possibly be to tell the weary tale of the ingénue and the rake? Apparently more ways than we had thought.

Nothing can stop Eshu from offering an opinion on the size, shape, and, if possible, texture of every man’s backside and sometimes his personality. Her good-natured speculations and well-meaning advice frequently cause trouble.

Meanwhile, their Chachiji is convinced that her husband is having an affair with Hot Dulari the maid ("May she die! May she be eaten by worms! May termites gnaw at her anus!"), their cousin Gulgul wants to wax his chest and start a gym, Binni is worried about her inheritance, Eshwari is too popular in school for her father's comfort, Anjini, whose own marriage is on the rocks, will not stop flaunting her beauty and flirting with every male that she is not related to, and there is a veritable smorgasbord of supporting characters with joyous little eccentricities. Especially of note are Dylan's parents (who call each other Bobby and play PacMan together when they're not worrying about their three lanky half-Rajput-half-Mangalorean sons), Dabbu's many atrocious marriage prospects, Anjini's precocious step-son (who, the author has promised us, will return in the book's sequel), and a lascivious older man who is described as a "heart breaker, hymen breaker."

t is Eshwari who will steal the most hearts, though. Sharp as a tack and easily the funniest and smartest character in the book, she bounces lightly through the narrative with a quick wit and an eye for detail. Nothing can stop Eshu from offering an opinion on the size, shape, and, if possible, texture of every man's backside and sometimes his personality. Her good-natured speculations and well-meaning advice frequently cause trouble with brilliant comic timing: "Binni scowls. She has never really forgiven Eshwari for thumbs-downing Vickyji outright when his rishta came for Binni, five years ago. Eshwari, then only twelve, had taken one look at his photograph, drawn a horrified gasp and blurted out, 'Don't do it, Binni didi! He can't even shut his mouth – you'll spend your whole life keeping him from swallowing flies!' Which was a slight exaggeration. But it can't be denied that Vickyji's teeth radiate out wondrously, like the rays of a cartoon sun. They are also nicely spaced – like modern housing – with a half-inch gap between each tooth. This causes his spit to sometimes spray out. Add to that his short stature, wispy curls and sing-song nasal voice, and one can understand why his wife avers that looks are nothing, it is character that is of supreme importance."

Chauhan makes no pretensions of bothering with propriety in any way. Chachiji groans comfortably about her adopted son being a duffer, while Catholics are described as stingy, Mangaloreans as wimpy, and East Indians as "chinkies" with no qualms. The girls' unapologetic voyeurism is, in itself, a refreshing sort of insolence.

Certainly Those Pricey Thakur Girls has many of the pitfalls associated with popular fiction. There is a proliferation of adverbs and modifiers. Nothing is ever simply said or asked – it is remarked or demanded, announced or snorted, it is muttered, confided, exclaimed, drawled. References from 1980s pop culture seem, sometimes, to be tossed into the otherwise brisk storytelling for no reason other than to hammer the era and setting into place.

But all of these casual protests aside, the book is utterly d-for-delicious.

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